EEEK. It’s official!
I’ve accepted a HS ELA/SpEd position in the Newark District.
Go Reds! ☺️#biggirljob 💁
Oh god I am delirious….
I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.
Crafted out of beautiful cherry wood, this Deathly Hallows table lamp is a lovely accent to any room. The inner circle spins freely. This lamp is 24” tall. Sold on Etsy.
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
it’s wild times on tumblr tonight
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
Buying this if/when I or someone I know gets pregnant.